Funny Jokes in English

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Why do Indian women want same husband in next life too??

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Bcoz
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Efforts taken by her to change him in this life will not b wasted!! ;-)

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Teacher : tell me name of two things you did not take in breakfast.

Student : Sir! Lunch And Dinner.

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Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. 

You know why?

Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.

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HAVE you ever heard about the device that converts your precious thoughts into speech..??
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It is called
'Alcohol' ..!

(When u drunk)               
                                              
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