Friday, 22 March 2013

Funny Jokes full




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Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?

Student : A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.



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Boy goes to buy a underwear.

On choosing one he asks: How much for this?

Shopkeeper: Rs 500

Boy: I want daily wear not party wear.


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Boy was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with 

leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he 

answered: Waiting for autumn