Friday, 22 March 2013

Funny Jokes in English



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One man to another
first man : hello !what R U doing?

Second man -Recording this baby's voice.

First man : Why?

Second man : When he grows up,
                         I shall ask him what he meant by this..




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A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"

"My father grows beans," said one student.

"My father cooks beans," said another.


Then a Little Santa spoke up: "We are all human beans."




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Once A Carrot Fell In Love With A Cabbage.
After Some Months, Finally They Got Married.
Next Day His Buddy Beet Asked: “How Was Your Wedding Night?




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Five facts about You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You

1) Ur so lazy u didn't read all the You’s

2) U didn't notice I put a Yoo

3) U r now looking to find out

4) U r laughing bcoz u realize there is no Yoo and u r tricked

5) U r going to send to others who r “like YOU”

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