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One man to another
first man : hello !what R U
doing?
Second man -Recording this baby's voice.
First man : Why?
Second man : When he grows up,
I shall ask him what he meant by this..
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A teacher asked her
class for sentences using the word "beans"
"My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.
Then a Little Santa spoke up: "We are all human beans."
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Once A Carrot Fell In Love With A Cabbage.
After Some Months, Finally They Got Married.
Next Day His Buddy Beet Asked: “How Was Your Wedding Night?”
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Five facts about You You You You You You You You You You You
You You You You You You
1) Ur so lazy u didn't read all the
You’s
2) U didn't notice I put a Yoo
3) U r now looking to find out
4) U r laughing bcoz u realize there
is no Yoo and u r tricked