Funny Jokes in English

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Shopkeeper: this sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir. 

Customer : you see i am not interested in the morals of the sheep. 

just tell me, will it keep me warm?

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If guys know 1000 ways to lie Then

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Girls know 1001 ways to find it out...

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Customer : U cheated me.

Shopkeeper : No, I sold a good radio to u.

Customer : Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says

                    this is "ALL INDIA RADIO".

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A men went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying

Men: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through 

           coin phone without receiver 


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