Funny Jokes in English

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Mom to his Son

Mom : Go to school..

Son : No, I will not go to school..

Mom : why ?

Son I want to do Job.

Mom : Stupid boy u r in second standard 

            What job will u do ..?

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Son : Give tuition classes to girls of first standard...

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Dress code 4 a party - BLACK TIES ONLY.

A boy goes for the party & is surprised to see that the other guests are 

wearing SUITS also!

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Teacher to sleepy boy : who invented steam engine ?

Boy : What sir !!

Teacher : yes correct its james watt...

Moral : sleeping improves mind

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Father to son : Look at my friend daughter 

                           She got first position in class.

Son : Dad, I used to look at her all the time.

          That's why I got failed.

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Teacher : tell me the name of oldest animal in the world ?

student : Zebra.

Teacher : Why ?

Student : because they are black & white.

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