Funny Jokes

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A boy while filling up a form: 

What should I write against mother tongue.?

Boy: Very long.....!

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Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?

Student : A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

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Boy goes to buy a underwear.

On choosing one he asks: How much for this?

Shopkeeper: Rs 500

Boy: I want daily wear not party wear.

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Boy was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with 

leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he 

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Funny Jokes

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Once A Carrot Fell In Love With A Cabbage.

After Some Months, Finally They Got Married.

Next Day His Buddy Beet Asked: “How Was Your Wedding Night?”

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Five facts about You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You

1) Ur so lazy u didn't read all the You’s

2) U didn't notice I put a Yoo

3) U r now looking to find out

4) U r laughing bcoz u realize there is no Yoo and u r tricked

5) U r going to send to others who r “like YOU”

Create Bootable USB Pen Drive for Windows 7

Installing Windows from a USB flash drive has several advantages : First of all, the overall speed of the installation process will increase significantly, carrying a USB stick is much more convenient than a DVD, and finally it becomes possible to install the OS even on those systems that do not have a DVD drive, such as a netbook.

 

 In this post, I will show you how to load the Windows installation in your USB flash drive and how to make it bootable just like the DVD from your .iso image.

There are Two Options: 

1. Windows 7 USB-DVD Download Tool.

2. Basic Option.

1. Windows 7 USB-DVD Download Tool:

Just Download this Tool from Microsoft Website and Install in your Desired PC then browse your .iso image and follow some easy steps:-

Here is a link >> Click to Download or WinToFlash (Third Party)

2. Basic Option:

Tools Required:

1. USB flash drive with a minimum capacity of 4 GB.

2. Windows 7 Setup DVD.

Step 1 : Plug-in your USB flash drive.

Step 2 : Open the PowerShell (OR Command Prompt if PowerShell Not Exist). If you are using Windows 7/Vista then open it with administrator rights*.

"Goto Start -> All Programs -> Accessories ->Windows PowerShell ->  Right-click on “Windows PowerShell” and select “Run as Administrator”.

Step 3: In the PowerShell, type

DISKPART

This will start the Microsoft DiskPart utility as shown below:

Now issue the following command:
LIST DISK

This will show you a list of  available disks on your system. Disk 0 is usually the hard disk. In my case, Disk 1 is the USB drive (this can be a different one in your case). Now issue the command as shown below:

 SELECT DISK 1

above command, 1 is the USB drive number on my system. If you have a different number on your system, then you need to replace 1 with that number.

Step-4: Now issue the following list of commands one by one as shown below:

CLEAN
CREATE PARTITION PRIMARY
SELECT PARTITION 1
ACTIVE
FORMAT FS=NTFS QUICK
ASSIGN
EXIT

Close Power Shell and proceed to the next step.

Step 5: Insert the Windows 7/Vista installation disc and note down the “drive letter” of your DVD drive. In my case, it is “H:”.

Open the Command prompt. If you are using Windows 7/Vista then open it with administrator rights.

Goto Start -> All Programs -> Accessories -> Right-click on “Command Prompt” and select “Run as Administrator”.

Now type the following list of commands as shown below:
H:
CD BOOT
BOOTSECT.EXE /NT60 G:(NOTE:
G: is your USB drive letter)

EXIT

Step-6: Copy the contents of your Windows 7/Vista installation disk into the USB flash drive.

Directly Copy-Paste All DVD file into Usb Stick Then…

Your USB stick is now ready to boot and install the OS for you. Don’t forget to enable the “USB Boot” option and change the “Boot priority to USB device from hard disk” in your BIOS settings.

Note: Remember that you'll need to make boot order change in the BIOS. See How To Change the Boot Order in BIOS if you need help doing that.

Thanks & Blessing be on you all!

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Running of the Bulls' Ends in Gore

"A U.S. tourist and two Spaniards were gored by bulls on Friday during a bull-run in Pamplona, as they were racing through the Spanish town's cobbled streets pursued by the animals.

The 20-year-old American was in a "serious" condition as was a 31-year-old from eastern Spain. The second Spaniard was described as having "less serious" injuries, authorities said."*

Three people were gored by bulls during a running of the bulls in Pamploma, Spain, which isn't entirely surprising considering how dangerous the act is.
Should people be shocked this happened?

Answers

1.Book "Death of Distance" written by :
 (b)Frances Cairn

2.How is Japanese Emperor's  Throne Known ?
 (b) Chrysanthemum Throne

3.First man to draw the map of Earth..?
Answer = Anexemander

4.Newton's laws are related to :
 (c)Laws of motion

5.Smallest State by area in India...
Answer = Goa

6.Highest Tower in India....
 Answer = Qutub minar delhi

7 .In which year the film Jurassic park released  :
 (a)1993 (june 9)

8.First country who win world football ?
   Answer = Uruguay

9.Who founded the Empire of Brazil ?
   Answer = Pedro I


10.Which political party is responsible for the Russian 
    October Revolution of 1917 ?
 (a)Bolshevik

B.A part 3rd Result

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